A few years ago, I was in an imperfect but mostly content relationship. My then boyfriend of two and a half years (we’ll call him The Ex) was my first love. No matter how shitty our relationship tended to be, I was convinced that he was the love of my life.  Ahh, naivete…

Side note: Before we started dating, The Ex was the Ego-Booster/Unavailable Guy in my gaggle. He started dating me within a month of breaking up with his previous girlfriend.  I came to realize over the course of our relationship that he was the exact same guy in about five other girls’ gaggles… Ugh.

Anyway.  Enter, The Hot Sex Prospect.